Monday, June 1, 2009

A Screenplay by ZL

Christian Bale has been groomed. Starting as a youth, working with John Malkovich and Steven Spielberg, climaxing at the pre-planned moment with American Psycho... impressing the purists and auteurs by losing so much weight for The Machinist-- then immediately gainingit bck with muscular vengeance for Batman Begins. Out-westerning the Yanks alongside Aussie Russell Crowe in 3:10 to Yuma... of coursehe now plays humanity's savior John Connor (those initials... J.C.,... something springs to mind) in Terminator Salvation. Nothing other than Salvation-- right?

His name's Christian-- right?

Coincidence? (of course...)

(Or...)

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